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-- Evil Dead II Review -- Sing's grandson........It was a funny
By PoLaRiS! film, so if anyone can give me the
film's name I would be gr8ful!)
OK, I wanna tell you about my favour-
ite movie of all time, it is called The Plot:
"Evil Dead II",and is directed by Sam Ash and his girlfriend go to a secl-
Raimi. Most of you will have read Dr. uded cottage (shack) in the forest or
Butcher's cool splatter horror artic- mountains in order to escape city
les in Grapevine 10 by LSD, he gives life and get laid. Unfortunately for
cool details on the forthcoming Evil poor old Ash a demonologist was just
Dead 3 - Dead By Dawn, but I'm just dechipering the `Necronomicon', which
gonna explain the Evil Dead II to ya. roughly translated means The Book Of
If you're thinking "Holy Shit, what The Dead! The original book was act-
ever happened to the Evil Dead pt.1!" ually written by a mad arab called
then don't worry because the two mov- Abdul something or other in the 15th
ies are unbelievingly similar, the century (I think!), and is bound tog-
actual plot is the same in both films ether with human flesh! As if this
and the main character even has the wasn't gross enough the ink used for
same name,Ash,who is played excellen- the book was human blood!Anyway I do-
tly by Bruce Campbell, who also stars n't have to tell you that the book
in Maniac Cop + has small roles in is some major evil,and contains some
Maniac Cop II and Darkman. incantations for summoning many dem-
(I've also just seen a spoof vampire ons,and opening portals to other str-
film,in which Campbell plays Van Hel- ange worlds.Some of the demons in the
book are Khandarian ( dunno about the script from there. Ash and his girl-
spelling!?!) Demons, who have the friend get to the shack and settle in
power to possess the living (it would for some nice sex.......Ash gives his
seem that the demons can do this most girl a small magnifying glass on a
easily when the victim is in a weak- necklace in order to set the mood,and
ened state) and because they are the goes to fetch the champagne while his
most evil spirits in the abyss they girl undresses and gets in bed. Sadly
seek only to destroy (hmm sounds like though Ash discovers the tape record-
a Metallica song...) the humans who er which the Professor used to trans-
slew them centuries ago. Some of the late the Necronomicon, and for some
more evil demons even have special strange reason he plays the cassette
powers such as levitation and trans- recorder ( he done the same thing in
formation. Evil Dead 1,one would wonder how some
Now you might think "Shit, better not one could be dumb enough to return to
mess with these fucks!",and you would the same shack that he almost got
be completely right in thinking this, killed in, in Evil Dead, and play the
only an insane guy would wanna summon same goddamn tape, maybe he's a maso-
such entities.But some old guy,a pro- chist who gets his kicks outta fight-
fessor or something goes to the same ing demons?) Anyway he plays the tape
cottage to decipher the passages, he and unleases a horde of evil demons
unfortunately does this alarmingly into this world, and I promise you
well,and like a stupid FUCK he recor- that from then on the film is a fuck-
ds all the translations on a cassette ing rollercoaster of violence and
recorder, and more or less exits the horror!!! Poor Ash gets the living
shit kicked outta him, and gets even
cooler, more insane and more of a mad )Every scene in the last 10 minutes!
pyscho-demonkiller with each minute
of the film, after he cuts his girl- )The Hillbilly getting dragged into
friend up with a chainsaw that is! the cellar and getting eaten by the
granny,FUCKING SICK!!! A cool exag-
Fave Scenes: gerated blood spray makes the scene
Shit, I have so many favourite scenes really cool!
that this article could go on forever
so I'll cut it down to a few, without )The scene where all the guys work
spoiling the movie for you guys! together and trap the demon-gran-
ny's head in between the trapdoor
)The scene in which Ash is in the and the floor, Ash jumps on the
cellar, after being locked up by trapdoor and POP! out flies the
the professor's daughter, and they demons eyeball!!! Then the hillbil-
play the tape. The tape says some- ly delivers a vicious kick into the
thing like "My wife has become a granny's face sending it flying
demon, I couldn't kill her, so I down into the cellar!
buried her in the cellar...".I mean
you can almost taste the fear as OK then, unless you're a completely
Ash turns around slowly,still lock- boring bastard, who wouldn't know a
ed in the cellar and....... cool film if it came up behind you
and thrust a chainsaw into your neck,
)The hand scene...very funny! you're gonna want to see this film!
Its a FUCKING masterpiece of violence
and gorey effects! Contact me if you
want a copy of the video.
Note: Send me 6 Irish punts to cover
the purchase of the video and a stamp
No illegal copies of this film that I
love so much!
Note 2:I mentioned that the two films
were very similar,the plot is,but the
content of the film is much different
who ever would have thought that th-
ere were so many ways to kill a craz-
ed Demon???
Rating:99999999999999999999999999 %
Why don't you send me any articles
about your favourite flix, and this
cool part could be a regular in Amn-
esia!! - Polaris/Eclipse '92
Article by : POLARIS/ECLIPSE
Clipart by : MOZ/ECLIPSE